TO A BABE NAMED TIFFANY MALLILLIN, I LOVE YOU. Hey-hey-heypi bertdoi [*in British accent, with a poke and the world-famous tiffany smile :)*]
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SIX WEIRD SENSES THINGS
You know the rules by now.
SA
I have to have something to hug when sleeping. Else, babangungutin ako. Kahit anong pwedeng i-hug—tao [yung willing madaganan, magaan lang naman ako e], unan, doll, stuffed toy, electric fan, blender, tyanak. Kahit ano
WA
I love to stroll… within the four corners of my room. Don’t ask me why. Basta, nakakarelieve sya ng stress for some WEIRD reason [haller… six weird things].
LO
I have this special trashcan for special stuff. It’s my own segregation scheme: biodegradable*non-biodegradable*MEMORABLE. Kaya wag kayong magugulat kung pakikitaan ko kayo ng varnished balat ng saging na kinain natin nung nagbonding tayo sa may swing nung grade school. [Haha… OA.] Wala pa naman akong “tinatapong” memorable biodegradable maliban sa mga nappreserve na flowers. :)
PAT
When I listen to a song, next to the content of the lyrics, sunod kong naiisip kung pano ko ididirect yung music video nya… with the story, montage, choreography, VJ’s intro and MTV galore of AWARDSSss. Sorry… di ako musician. Di ko naman maisip, “yuckkk… ang jokla naman nung bass. It should have sounded like a ukulele.” Sorry friends, it never entered my mind.
MA
I talk to strangers… below the age of ten. Gusto ko lang. Nakakatuwa sila e. Kinakausap naman nila ako. Obsolete na ata yung “Don’t talk to strangers,” which is good! :) Nah… actually, most of the time, I talk to them in the presence of their parent/guardian so ok lang. It disqualifies me from being a potential kidnapper. :)
NIM
I have a sixth sense. JOKE. Asa ka. But I believe in aswangs, malignos, engkantos, kapres, duwendes and paris hiltons. Me mga ganun talaga. Take it from an apo of romblon’s best albularyo! Libre magpatawas dun! [Lolo Diego, the twin of my maternal grandpapa, is a quack doctor. Kaya nga ako nag-intarmed e… para me sumunod sa mga yapak nya. HAHA.]
And because I love you all… I have a 7th on my list. I’m publicizing it FOR FREE. My… I’m so kind talaga.
TO
I’m tagging EVERYONE. Everyone, do this and be weirded out by your own weirdoh-ness. You’d LOooOVE yourself even more. :) Seriously, it’s okay to be weird. We’re freak shows in our own ways. Kahit ano ka pa man, you’re fearfully and wonderfully made. :)
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YO BEN YO, ansama mo sa kin. Bakit ka ganyan? Mukha kang shrek. JOKE. Tenchu-tenchu. :)
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I hope my friend doesn’t mind but I’m posting here what he told me yesterday. :)
"Sinasarado nya yung pinto e. Di naman nya tinutupad yung promise nya na andyan lang sya pag kelangan ko sya…”
“Baka kelangan nya ng distance…”
“Time and space…? HA. kaya nasisira relationships e.”
“Di nya sinisira. On the contrary, nagiging stronger nga e.”
“Kung lalayo ka ngayon, bukas lang, pwede ka nang mamatay. Di mo alam e. Ngayon, pwede tayong sumabog dito. Wala talagang oras.”
Napaisip ako dun a.
