THE FOG OF PROM / THE PROM OF WAR [take ur pick]"11 lessons from the prom night of shayne fajutagana"stunning! hands down, this is the film of the year. -Washington Posta must-see. why the heck should you miss this one?? like, i swear... it's like sooo outrageous. -ricky lee*dundun* ladies&gentlemen, i'm sure everyone's blog will be infested with prom stuff and mine is not an exception. i hereby present to you my entry about my very first formal dinner and the lessons i learned from it. [ps- ako yung naka-green.ü]1. wag mag-extract from luyang dilaw the day before prom UNLESS gusto mo ng dilaw na mga daliri. take it from me, magpa-french tip ka na lang;2. take omens seriously- they're God's way to tell you what there is to expect;3. wag mag-expect na isasayaw ka ng crush mo na halos di ka naman kilala. wag mo na ring pangarapin. baka mapakulam mo pa ung kasayaw nya;4. kung gusto mong magsuicide, mag-heels ka for 12 hours [d b joji?ü];5. tell the make-up artist not to overdo what he's doing on your face UNLESS gusto mong kutsarahin yung make-up sa mukha mo.. sige, masaya un;6. kahit masarap mag-choco frap sa starbucks after prom [nico, ur the best], no thanks. iirapan ka lang ng mga pasosyal na tao sa greenbelt who are probably thinking, "my prom dress was better than hers. she looks ugly kaya." 7. bring extra batteries for your digicam dahil hassle ang magpaprom studio pic; 8. wag iiyak kapag ka-dance ang ex-date. magmumuka ka lang tanga; 9. mas mamahalin mo ang best friend mo after prom. make the most out of the night with her. maganda syang bonding activity; 10. dun sa mga naging memorable ang last dance, maswerte kayo. i-treasure nyo ung experience for life. isa kasi yan sa hindi ko magagawa;11. pray before prom. unahin mo munang makipag-date ke God before anyone else. it's much more worthwhile than any slow dance. ben and kuya dom, badtrip noh? sobra. dismayadong dismayado ako. tama ba namang i-announce na last song na tapos wala na pala? walang hiya.scene"announcement.. after this song is the last dance."me: what?? seryoso? hala... sinong last dance ko? oi ben and kuya dom, sige kayo na lang. first half si ben. last si kuya. wala yung date ko e. [super excited na ako kasi syempre d b?] *lights on, sound sys off*mam chups: lahat ng mga sasabay sa bus, umalis na... *choochoochoo*person1: oi, yung last dance??person2: teka.. tapos na?person3: it's over. di ko sya na-dance. *pouts.shouts.rambles*me: [in a ballistic mode] ano?? tapos na? walang hiya... wala, tara, kunwari me music.. *choochoochoo*/telonpaasa. pero sige lang, ano bang magagawa ko? hindi na nga ako sinayaw ni Mr.Tumnus, wala pa akong last dance. wow. ang galing.
there's this girl sa salon na kasabay naming nagpaayos for prom. naka-orange sya at ayaw sa kanya ni joji kasi snob sya [alam mo un, as if sya lang ang me karapatang magpaganda for prom]. i have nothing against her. nabanggit ko lang kasi me funny picture akong nakita sa digicam ko [the one up there]. yan si joji right after syang ayusan. tapos ung naka-orange, ayan ung beloved girl nya. d halata sa pic pero nakatingin sya nang masama ke joji, as in super sungit look tapos nakataas yung hair nya. wala lang.ü
honestly, it wasn't the night i've been dreaming of all my high school life. but then again, prom is prom. it's special as it is. i may not have totally enjoyed the millet fiullet (mil'fyoo) and heels but it was still... memorable? ok fine, so it is.
well at least, prom advent was one of the best things that ever happened to me.ü